Dear Scarlet,
This is your new jam. If it was ever unclear whether or not you were my child, you just removed all doubt. Well, this and that time you called the dog a douche.
Something about this is just so absolutely hilarious. I’ve been laughing for ages.
REVISED YOUR TO DO LIST
Be a
famousmusician.
Be a famousactor.Be a famouswriter.
Be afamousbasketball player.
Befamous.
(via dearscarlet)
Since Clim said I should, and I always listen to Clim (well not always) I will do it.
These confession blogs don’t annoy me as much as they all seem to annoy you, because I do like some. But when I see confessions that just aren’t true, I get so fucking pissed off. And now, I know…
(via amenalcohol)
“Do not worry, dear ones,” Eartha told her children, suppressing her sobs. “This house is ours and we will reclaim everything the mice have taken from us.”
Marina makes me miss being in college. Athens, come back to me <3
(Source: drrampageo)







