This is your new jam. If it was ever unclear whether or not you were my child, you just removed all doubt. Well, this and that time you called the dog a douche.
Something about this is just so absolutely hilarious. I’ve been laughing for ages.
I’m seriously going to give this card to someone someday. I love it <3
“Do not worry, dear ones,” Eartha told her children, suppressing her sobs. “This house is ours and we will reclaim everything the mice have taken from us.”
Marina makes me miss being in college. Athens, come back to me <3
Working working working. It’s 3 hours transit to get to work from where I live, so it turns into an all day affair. I miss my feet not hurting 3: I miss being able to waste my entire day on this website.